Then maybe they shouldn’t have invaded DC

Whoopsies! We kinda threw that out 20 years ago and never fixed it!

He was going to anyways regardless if anyone does anything. It’s why the whole “Peacefully protest so he doesn’t have an excuse” is so misguided. He doesn’t need an excuse.

So basically what we already have

And yet the same doesn’t apply to men for some weird reason

Big if true

White Americans lost their fucking minds when Obama was elected

Why is Leviticus 20:13 on here lol

13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Future, present, and past

They were never there

That would be a problem if there was any archaeological evidence of the ancient Jewish people being enslaved in Egypt, but there isn’t.

Whoopsies! Who knew that would be an issue in the future?

Even the cities are starting to get purple

If they did they would already be doing something. There’s a line in that oath about protecting from domestic threats.

When I was in the Army they used BMI, and if you failed BMI you had to get a pinch test to measure body fat. I had to do it because I was 6’4" (193cm) and 225lbs (102kgs) which is overweight by BMI standards.

At least he’s getting a trial. A lot of Americans don’t even get that.

Americans continue down the path of getting a learning

They will not. It’s way too late.

It’s not Colbert’s fault that 75% of the country is too stupid to understand satire.

Does anyone know how to put a flag at 1.5 staff?