Or, I dunno, maybe don’t have a sweeping death penalty? Just the fact that it’s prohibitively more expensive, and that far more often than is comfortable people who have been executed are later exonerated for their crimes. Can’t exactly “oopsie sorry” an execution. But that’s a whole different argument, granted.
I don’t have it saved but I’m sure someone does, that Tumblr post about how there shouldn’t be no exception death penalties for things because as soon as there are, Republicans are just gonna start redefining LGBTQ people as criminals in an effort to eradicate them. “Death penalty no exception for pedophiles. Oh trans people are pedophiles. Death penalty for trans people”. It’s been a little bit since I’ve seen it so I’m iffy on the details but I imagine someone will link it here to do the concept better justice.
Edit Found it, that was a pain in the ass to search for lol https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/45c407a0-332b-4226-9176-1bd2658bfc45.webp
You seem to have repeated yourself a little bit there. Minus the monarchy.
I’ll probably be in my 50s or 60s by the time these old fuckers die out but I hope the world is still salvageable by then.
I think Saudi Arabia being, y’know, Saudi Arabia is bad enough without throwing in that “Chinese ally” thing lol.
“I’ve decided to stop beating you. Now thank me”. Whew. You know those evangelicals are gonna eat this shit up though because that whole concept is their core belief.
Not to mention the slave labor they gain out of it.
If you’re saying “refuse illegal orders” is a rebellion that’s uh…preeeetty telling on what sort of orders you’re planning on giving.
I’d love for AOC to run. Tired of these geriatric out of touch assholes.
If someone ever finds themselves having to use the phrase “non-adult women” in defense of their actions, preeeeeetty sure you can write them off as the bad guy. They’re called children.
“We have nothing to hide”, says 8 year old standing in front of ‘no girls allowed’ sign.
“Pedophiles are okay so long as they’re on my side” I sure hope his advertisers know what message they’re supporting.
Totally okay to make fun of a homophobe for being a hypocrite. But also on that note, this 
Matters what you’re saying. Dude blowing another dude isn’t bad. A homophobe being revealed to have done gay stuff IS hilarious.
No one forgot. It’s because APPARENTLY his followers don’t give a shit about him being a pedophile. That’s out there. That’s well known. Anyone who still supports him does so DESPITE him being a pedophile. Maybe even because of it. But giving another man a blowie? ESPECIALLY if that man is a Clinton? THAT is something his followers would give a shit about. Which says a lot about them. No one is shitting on him out of homophobia. It’s because he’s a homophobic piece of shit and that his cultists will care so much is why it’s so hilarious.
Careful, that’s dangerously close to a Dessalines ban talk right there
I would vote that ticket so hard.
Leopards sitting happy nowadays
That’s nice dear, we’ll put it up on the fridge next to all your other tests, just move one of the syphilis positives to the garage.
Agreed. So many common sense arguments against it. And thank you for the nicer link!