Has no one noticed these are SCP stats!?!

Chick Korea

Hell, half the KKK story on Jews is about stopping Communism

But you fail a perception check

Well, since Jeffrey went and offed himself, he broke the terms of the agreement, didn’t he? Escaping the justice system, eh?
Those “co-conspirators” should have chosen a more stand-up guy.

Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
I think I’ll go eat worms